It's Throw Down Thursday! Time for our own special brand of silliness.
Ding, ding, ding! In this corner we have...weighing in at 250 lbs. including the seasonings, boldly flaunting his russet-colored scarf, the one, the only, Jol-ly Gr-r-reen Gi-i-i-i-a-a-n-n-t. His opponent, tipping the scales at a lean 225 lbs, wearing a spotlessly white t-shirt and pants, unafraid to don an earring, the Master of Cleanliness, the Prince of Sanitation...Misstterrrr Cl-ean!
When they meet on the mat, who's going to come out the winner?
Just to keep things fresh in your mind, we've got--->
The Jolly Green Giant-
vs. Mr. Clean-
Now's your chance to predict the outcome. Who will be the victor? Be sure to give us your reasoning (that's the best part!)
The Jolly Green Giant because I think he's lying about his weight and is bigger than 250 pounds, so he'll take down Mr. Clean. Although who doesn't love a man who likes to clean. :-) I remember watching the Jolly Green Giant commercials after school during Gilligan's Island and the Brady Brunch. So I have fond memories of the big guy! :-)
ReplyDeleteYes! Those were the days!
ReplyDeleteWell here's how I think this fight is going to shake down. I'm on the opposite side. I think the Giant has gotten soft, spending way too much time with Sprout goofing around, going "Ho, ho, ho!" in the garden. I'm wagering Mr. Clean will come out on top. I get the feeling Mr. Clean has some sort of military background and has been in a bar fight or two. He'll know how to fight dirty.
I agree with MJ. Mr Clean would win because eventually Mr. Giant is going to rot into compost. And Mr. Clean smells better than rotten vegetables, so he'd win the girl, too.
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I'm talkin' about!! Using your ol' noggin'! Great logic there, Patricia! Thanks for participating! :)
ReplyDeleteNope, Patty & MJ. The Jolly Green Giant will win. I agree with Beth. JGG is much bigger and stronger. Mr. Clean is just another bald guy. :)
ReplyDeleteAll that white, not to mention the shiny bald head, would probably blind poor JGG in a fight. Me thinks Mr. Clean is playing dirty!
ReplyDeleteI'd have to put my money on Mr. Clean. Not only does he look a lot more bada$$ (I mean, the Giant has the word 'Jolly' in his name, not exactly intimidating), but those cleaning products can be lethal. In one of my books, my heroine sprayed Tylex in her attacker's eyes. Pretty effective. GO Mr. Clean!!!
ReplyDeleteI love you ladies and your logic~ especially Alicia's pointing out that "Jolly" isn't very intimidating! Thanks for playing! I appreciate your support!
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