~ COMIC RELIEF AND ONE RED SHOE ~

I want to welcome back to my blog today, the wonderful and prolific Diane Burton! Take it Diane!

~ COMIC RELIEF ~

I enjoy watching some cop shows and not others. NCIS and Castle are my favorites. What I enjoy most is the occasional levity. A show that is too serious all the time is not for me. Rick Castle often contributes the comic elements in a show that starts with a murder. Sometimes, though, Beckett lets loose with a zinger that puts him in his place and brings a smile.



In the movie Galaxy Quest, itself a comedy, one of the characters thinks he’s expendable. Another character says he could be the “plucky comic relief.” Characters, either by their dialogue or their actions, can bring relief to an otherwise intense situation. In Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum books, the slapstick comedy is so laugh out loud funny I can’t read the books before I go to sleep because the bed will shake with my laughter and wake up Hubs.



Another form of comedy is witty repartee, as in The Thin Man movies. All right, so they are very old—definitely before my time—but they’re still classics. So is All About Eve, one of my all-time favorites. Betty Davis’ lines crack me up every time. One of my wishes is that I could always have a great come back line.



I love the role of a sidekick in my books. They’re allowed to be silly or goofy. In my latest book, One Red Shoe, a romantic suspense, I had a great time with one of the bad guys. He is such a klutz. If he hadn’t been foisted on a legendary assassin, my hero wouldn’t have made it past the first chapter. Good thing.

BlURB ~

Wannabe writer rescues wounded spy while risking her heart.



Daria Mason’s life is too predictable. Nothing ever happens in her small Iowa town where everybody knows everybody else. But when she travels to New York City looking for a little excitement, she never expects to bring home a wounded spy.



From the moment agent Sam Jozwiak steals intel vital to US security from a Russian Mafia kingpin, Murphy’s Law takes over. No matter how he covers his tracks, the kingpin’s assassins find him. What’s worse than getting shot in the butt? Accepting help from an Iowa tourist.



Sam and Daria flee cross country with the assassins right behind them. Sharing danger and excitement—and a few kisses—with Sam soon has Daria convinced he’s the man for her. He thinks she’ll be better off once he’s out of her life for good. With their lives on the line, can she convince him they belong together?

EXCERPT ~

The guy with the itchy trigger finger had to be Korioff’s son. If so, the syndicate was in big trouble. Oh, darn. Sam smiled for the first time since the wee hours of Saturday morning when he found Yuri in his hotel room and rolled down the stairs with the bumbling partner. Only sheer dumb luck enabled Sam to escape then. Luck wasn’t with him now.

The two made no effort to conceal their locations. Yuri was searching one side of the room and Junior the other. Since they were separated, Sam could take them out one at a time. Christ, he hated hand-to-hand combat. Too close, too personal. Unlike a bullet. Though trained in self-defense, Sam was no assassin. Unlike Yuri.

Zzt-ping-ping-thud. Christ, the kid was shooting again. Bullets ricocheted off the industrial shelving and penetrated boxes. Yuri yelled at him again. From the vantage point of height in the center of the huge room, Sam watched the shadows of the men searching for him. One, big and clumsy. The other shorter with the stealth of experience. And no Teller. Could the day get more screwed up than this?

Zzzt-ping-ping—

Fire streaked across Sam’s butt. He clenched his teeth to keep from sucking air or, worse, crying out in pain. Carefully, he looked over his shoulder.

Damn. Those were his favorite jeans.



What’s your favorite type of comedy?



One Red Shoe is available for Kindle at: 

http://amzn.com/B00FDXRHZA

BIO ~

Diane Burton combines her love of mystery, adventure, science fiction and romance into writing science fiction romance. Besides the Switched series, she is the author of The Pilot, a series about strong women on the frontier of space. One Red Shoe is her first romantic suspense. She is also a contributor to the anthology How I Met My Husband. Diane and her husband live in Michigan. They have two children and two grandchildren.

For more info and excerpts from her books, visit Diane’s website: http://www.dianeburton.com



Connect with Diane Burton online



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The winner will be announced on October 31st.



Thanks, MJ, for helping me celebrate the release of my newest book.



My pleasure entirely!

COME HEAR THE TALE OF AN UNCOMMON LOVE!

To get the word out about my new release, AN UNCOMMON LOVE, I have taken to the airwaves...sort of. I have the pleasure of visiting with the lovely ladies below on their blogs. Stop by if you can and say hello!

I've done something a little different on this tour. I set up consecutive excerpts from day 2 on. So if you read from day 2 to the last day you should get pretty much the whole first chapter.



Sunday, September 1st ~ Jessica Subject http://www.markofthestars.com/wp/

Monday, September 2nd ~ Patricia Kiyono

http://creative-hodgepodge.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, September 3rd ~ Kacey Hammel http://kaceyhammellkreations.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, September 4th ~ Alicia Dean

http://aliciadean.com/alicias-blog/

Thursday, September 5th ~ Kara Ashley Dey

http://karaashleydey.com/

Friday, September 6th ~ Babette James

http://babettejames.com/

Saturday, September 7th ~ Diane Burton http://dianeburton.blogspot.com/


~And just when you think it's over, it's not over! On Sunday the 8th I will have the final excerpt here on my blog and a final chance to enter to win  a copy of one of my books. I'm giving away two copies of each of my four books, (a total of eight winners.) I would love it if you'd join me! 

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FINALLY FRIDAY INTERVIEW WITH DIANE BURTON

It's Friday! We've made it! For some it has been a harrowing experience~I'm speaking of myself, of course. Baseball games, weeds, work, writing...my friends, it has been a zoo. But it's Friday! That's the good thing. Let's focus on that. A little mini-break before it all starts over again. So let's begin our Friday by chatting with my friend, author Diane Burton. Welcome, Diane!

It’s a pleasure to be here, M.J. Thanks for inviting me.

The pleasure is all mine. Now let's talk about your writing. What would you say is the best thing you’ve learned about writing and/or the publishing business?

Developing a thick skin. At the beginning, I was so wide-eyed optimistic. Of course, an editor would buy my story. The first rejection was—I won’t say shock, more like big surprise. Chaptermates would say “it’s not personal. They’re rejecting your work not you.” That helped a little. Until I heard Nora Roberts describe rejection as they’re saying your baby is ugly. Yeah, that’s what it felt like. I did learn to shrug it off and try again. And again. And again. My skin toughened after each one. Good thing, too, because even after having your book accepted there are edits. And you want to call up the editor and yell at her for saying my precious words <tongue planted firmly in cheek> need changing. Then after the work is published, there were reviews. Do I pay attention to the good ones? Of course. But the ones that stick are the negative ones. The skin keeps getting thicker and thicker.

I hear you, my sister! Now here's a toughie: How do you balance the demands of your everyday life and your writing life?

I don’t. I’m continually amazed at how authors with full-time jobs outside the home plus young children manage. It’s only my husband and me, and he is very patient and very supportive. He’s retired now and is happy that my dream (of publication) has finally been realized. When I’m buried—either in the “zone” writing or up to my ears in promotion or finishing edits—he makes meals. He also vacuums when he can’t stand the “stuff” on the floor and does laundry when he runs out of underwear. Not that he’s always patient with me but he tries. The only thing that drags me willingly away from the computer is a visit from my grandchildren. For me, that’s a no-brainer.

Sounds like a wonderful man! If you had time away from writing, what would you do with it?

I love quilting but have no time. Flower gardening except for my bad knees. Photography is probably my favorite hobby. My first camera was a Brownie Hawkeye, a Christmas present when I was ten. I “graduated” to an Instamatic then Hubs, an amateur photographer himself, gave me an SLR camera. That lasted many years—from my children’s birth through their college graduations. I love my digital camera best where I can take as many photos as I want to get the “good” one to print. When my life settles down (hah!) I plan to learn how to use one of the photo programs to make a “book” instead of printing photos and putting them into albums—which I haven’t for years.

Share with us a little about your family. 

I met my husband on a blind date. We’ve been together over forty years. We have two children and two grandchildren. We had two dogs (one at a time) for over thirty years. Then our son gave us his dog because he couldn’t keep her in his apartment. We had her for almost two years. Right now, we’re dog-free. As much as I enjoy canine company, it’s great to be able to get up and go without having to make arrangement for the pet. Every once in a while, Hubs and I will talk about getting another dog. Maybe we will one of these days.

Okay, now, just for fun-

Name your favorite children's story.

Anne of Green Gables.

What was your nickname growing up or now?

I never had a nickname as a child, and I always wanted one. My husband always refers to me as Di, so his friends call me that, and now my good friends call me Di.

What is your concept of a fruitful day?

When the words just flow onto the page—uh, monitor. It’s like magic.

What one thing (modern convenience) could you not live without?

We can always learn to live without conveniences. I’ve been watching the TV show “Revolution” where everyone lost electricity. In dire circumstances, a person does what one needs to do. However, the one convenience I would hate to lose is my Keurig. I love coffee and the Keurig makes it so easy to brew.

Ha! That's funny! I had another author tell me the same thing! I've gotta get me one of those babies! 

What are your three favorite smells?

Besides fresh-brewed coffee? LOL Cinnamon in something baking, lilies of the valley, my children and grandchildren when they were babies. That baby smell is so special.

Well, that's it. Fairly painless.

Thanks, M.J. for having me here on your blog. It’s been fun.

I enjoyed it, too. Come back any time!

Now here's a blurb for Diane's Switched Resolution:

Actions have consequences as Space Fleet Captain

Marcus Viator and NASA reject Scott Cherella discover when they switched places. Does the reserved Marcus have what it takes to imitate his smart-aleck twin? Despite help from his love, Veronese, Scott’s already been outed by two of Marcus’ best friends.

When rebels steal the ship with part of the crew aboard, Scott has to rescue them and retrieve the Freedom. The stakes increase when he discovers the rebels are heading for Earth. They know he’s a fraud and they want Marcus. The safety of the Alliance of Planets depends on Scott and his allies.

Switched Resolution, which wraps up the Switched series, takes the reader from Earth—where Marcus adjusts to a pregnant Jessie—to the starship Freedom commandeered by rebels, to the chase ship with Scott and Veronese aboard.

Here's an excerpt:

Gloria held out her arms to Jessie who seemed to have no qualms about accepting a hug. “Oh, I can’t wait to see that grandbaby. May I?”

She reached toward Jessie’s protruding abdomen. Jessie took her hand and brought it to rest on top. Gloria’s eyes widened, and she quickly removed her hand. “It kicked. Oh, my goodness.” She giggled and touched again. “Active.”

“Oh, yes.” Jessie laughed. “Very active.”

“Do you know what it is yet?”

“I—We want to be surprised,” Jessie said. “We can tell you we’re having twins.”

Gloria jerked her hand away as if burned. “Twins?”

She actually stumbled back against Marcus. He put his arm around her to steady her and felt her tremble.

“Are you okay, Mom?” He was surprised how right it felt to call Gloria that.

Jessie ran back into the garage and brought out a canvas chair. As he eased his mother into it, Jessie asked, “What happened?”

Gloria touched her temple. “I’m being silly. Pay me no mind.”

“Seriously, Mrs. C. Did Max trip you?”

“No, no. It’s nothing.”

Jessie went back into the garage and came out with a paper cup. “Here’s some water. Do you think the heat got to you?” The late April day, which started out cool, had gotten progressively warmer.

“No.” Gloria took a sip of water. “Hearing about twins always . . . affects me. I—I thought I was going to have twins. When I was pregnant with you, Scottie.” She patted his hand.

Since he and his twin had switched places, Marcus often had to remind Jessie to call him Scott. More often than not, she called him an endearment, like honey. Hearing his own mother call him by another’s name seemed . . . wrong.

Gloria cleared her throat. “One day, I felt— I can’t explain it. I felt different. The doctor said he must have been mistaken about twins. When you were born, I was so sure there would be another baby.” She pulled a tissue out of her pocket and dabbed at her eyes. “Don’t listen to me, Jessie dear. Nothing will happen to your babies.”

Marcus knelt beside her and held her hand. It seemed like the right thing to do. He knew exactly what had happened all those years ago, and anger surged through him as her words reminded him of the Gemini Experiment. Only a lifetime of controlling his emotions enabled him to conceal visible evidence of hatred for the one who had stolen his mother’s baby. Her other baby. Him.

Sounds fascinating!

Switched Resolution is available at:

Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00CNJEO1C

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/313093

Diane Burton combines her love of mystery, adventure, science fiction and romance into writing science fiction romance. Besides the Switched series, she is the author of The Pilot, a series about strong women on the frontier of space. She is also a contributor to the anthology How I Met My Husband. Diane and her husband live in Michigan. They have two children and two grandchildren.

For more info and excerpts from her books, visit 

       Diane’s website: http://www.dianeburton.com

Connect with Diane Burton online

Blog:  http://dianeburton.blogspot.com/

Twitter:  http://twitter.com/dmburton72

Facebook:  http://facebook.com/dianeburtonauthor

Goodreads: Diane Burton Author

Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/dmburton72/